Despite the current lack of content, one could say that Childish Dithyrambs is technically online. Which implies that this site actually has a purpose to serve and things to say. Which, of course, is why I felt obligated to make this first post... introducing myself or whatever.

(I once spent a good deal of my time informing people I did not know very well that I could not introduce myself for the life of me. That, unfortunately, still holds true. So wish me luck in my attempts, okay?)

I am, at least for the purposes of this website, Ask, and I created Childish Dithyrambs on what was pretty much a whim. I am but an irresponsible kid, too, so I think you can probably expect some immaturity, too. I like to write, read, draw, doodle, abuse commas (and any other sort of punctuation that allows one to interject slightly irrelevant statements at any given time), and ask odd questions. I was previously stuck in a dash-loving, philosophy-worshipping stage of development, but it appears that I've recently started to gravitate towards psychology.

I also find the idea of a rabbit sporting a large pair of eyeglasses pretty amusing, for some reason. Huh.

But enough about me; this is getting increasingly awkward. I'm off to actually get some real work done, anyway. 

I'll get back to Childish Dithyrambs as soon as possible, though, and perhaps render it a bit more interesting. I bid you farewell.